random Douglas Adams quote

In those days spirits were brave, the stakes were high, men were real men, women were real women and small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri were real small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

For a moment, nothing happened. Then, after a second or so, nothing continued to happen.

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.