Casual conversations from the King of Queens

Carrie: I´m not feeling that well
Doug: What´s wrong, is it that cheescake you had at the diner last night?
Carrie: No, YOU had that.
Doug: But you had a bite
Carrie: No, you wouldn´t LET me.
Doug: They make them so small
Carrie: IT´S NOT THE CHEESCAKE!

Deacon Palmer: Hey, it´s lunch time, where do you want to go?
Doug: Don´t care, as long as it´s a castle, and it´s white