Atburðir sem ekki eiga nöfn en gera það nú, part 2

Snitter(SNIT-er) = One of the rather unfunny newspaper clippings pinned to an office wall, the humor of which is supposed to derive from the fact that the headline contains a name similar to that of one of the occupants of the office.

Snitterby(SNIT-er-bee) = Someone who pins up snitters(see above).

Snitterfield(SNIT-er-feeld) = Office bulletin board on which snitters(see above), cards saying "You don´t have to be crazy to work here, but if you are, it helps!!!" and smutty postcards from Ibiza get pinned up by snitterbies(see above).

Southwick(SOWTH-wik)= A left handed wanker.

Smyrna(SMUR-nah) = The expression on the face of one whose joke has gone down rather well.

Shifnal(SHIF-nal) = An awkward shuffling walk caused by two or more people in a hurry accidentally getting in the same segment of a revolving door.

Totteridge(TOT-er-idj) = The ridiculous two-inch hunch that people adopt when arriving late for the theater in the vain hope that it will minimize either the embarrassment or the lack of visibility for the rest of the audience.

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