Martin Skrtel er nagli

Martin Skrtel er varnarmaður Liverpool og talinn vera einn sá allra harðasti í bransanum. Hér að neðan eru nokkrir sannir fróðleiksmolar um líf þessa fótboltamanns. 

- Martin Skrtel shaves his head with a chainsaw

- They make a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but it wont take shit from anybody

- If you can see Martin Skrtel, he can see you. If you can’t see Martin Skrtel you may be only seconds away from death

- Martin Skrtel has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there

- Martin Skrtel ordered a Big Mac at KFC and gets it

- If Martin Skrtel is late, time better slow the fuck down

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Martin Skrtel allows to live

- A lighthouse was used in Martin Skrtel’s candle light dinner

- The Berlin wall came down because Martin Skrtel couldnt be arsed to walk round

- Once Martin Skrtel came down with a cold, it is now known as the Ice Age

- Marin Skertl’s sperm is targeting 8 swimming gold medals in Beijing